Peanut Economics - When It Comes To 'Milking' The System

Hello dear friends. As the economy has gotten increasingly worse and gas prices have continued to skyrocket, I have found it more and more challenging to identify odd jobs that would be appropriate for a little dog like me. Daunting though it may be, you won't see this little pooch tucking her tail between her legs!

Instead of giving up, I have decided to reinvent myself and approach the job market from a new direction. This week, I am trying my paw at being a dairy cow....

Dairy cows have it made! It is a low stress job with few demands. After all, how hard can it be? All dairy cows do is hang out with other dairy cows...

And eat grass all day....

Oh and there is that whole dairy thing, but really...I've got that covered. I figure I will start out small and work my way up. How hard can it really be to say fill this glass with dairy? First thing's first. I know the glass has to be super clean...

Then all I have to do next is the dairy part........wait.......how do I do the dairy part? What do you mean? They're gonna put a what on my WHAT ?!?!?

After an entire week of hard work, this was all I had to show for my efforts....

I think I will leave the dairy stuff for the cows and look for some other way to make a living. I wonder if I would make a good chicken. Maybe I'll try my paw at that job next week.